Requirements to work for the TSA. Any one would think they would be dumb, stupid, irritating and general asshole. Well this is true however, clever is another one. What other job in the world can you only have a GED or HS diploma, get a government job with retirement, insurance, and other benefits. They get paid $22 and hour for standing around and intimidating others.
I once was at the airport and messed up one of those full body scans by moving. I said just run the scan again. The powers that be claimed they could not as it was not their policy. Wake up idiots, you make the dam policy, change it. Anyone who frisks old ladies, young children, and cancer patients with colostomies needs to find another place in the world. TSA has become the terrorist.
I shop at Kroger. Have for years. My local store has decided to reorganize and redecorate the store. I cannot find a dang thing. Food stuff on the same isle with cleaning fluid. Make sure you read things well. I will go someplace else till you are done. Who knows I might like them better.
Airlines. Here is an idea. If they have a seat in the window board them first, then the middle seats and the aisle seats. Make first class board last because they hold up the line. Stop charging for luggage and make EVERYBODY check bags. All that scrambling around to stuff your bag in a hole it doesn't fit is irritating and slows us all down. Saw a lady the other day who couldn't figure out where to put her bag, and I suspect really couldn't lift it, just left it in the aisle. This same woman spent 20 minutes trying to figure out how to lie down using 2 seats.
If you get on a plane wearing a costume that denotes a particular religion that the rest of the world suspects, speak in loud foreign languages, or have screaming kids you will be looked at and might even get unwanted comments. You did it to yourself get over it.
New kind of frosting that you add flavor packets to. Nice idea to make it your own but even better is if you place the display at eye level so we can see the packets without reaching way up and messing up the whole display.
Presidential election. I am still making up my mind. If I go with Obama it will be 4 more years of nothing new.(only because the house and senate won't work with him) or 4 years of new shit no one wants from the man who looks like a used car salesman. Can I move to England or France for 4 years?
In West Virginia there is a political race going on where Ed Boober is running for some office. Sorry all I could see was the Boober part. Seriously consider a name change like my friend Bertha Butts is now Bitsy Butts. What were you thinking?
Do not put me in a nursing home. They are warehouses for the undead. They exist only to line their pockets with government cash not to take care of you. If they cared about you then why does the government have to keep going in year after year and inspecting them. If they cared they would do it right the first time and every time.
If for some reason I should ever get killed in a wreck that was brought about because the Houston police were chasing some idiot who didn't want to stop for a traffic ticket, then please sue the city for billions of dollars. They place us all in jeopardy with these pursuits and they need to stop.
My dog is deaf. It will be a different challenge to communicate now.
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