more ruminations

I try to be green. Spunky recycles all the newspapers Spunky even adds a little ammonia to the mix. (spunky is my elderly, overweight, deaf dog) I have all CFL bulbs in the house. It helps that they are less expensive to run. I plan all my outings so that I use the least amount of gas possible. I plan shopping trips and errand runs so that they are done in one trip. I have discovered Organic milk. Normal milk has hormones in it and it makes me have hot flashes.
Why do people stand right in front on the elevator door blocking your exit from the thing. Do they not know the sooner you can exit the sooner they can get on. Nearly had some goomba knock me down the other day trying to get on the elevator. For added measure I ran over toes with the suitcase I was dragging behind me.
If you sit around and talk bad about other people then you will talk bad about everybody and anybody.
If you don't feel good tell me once, but don't go on and on about all your illness and parts that hurt. I give empathy once but not a dozen times. Go to the doc and get yourself fixed.
Back to being green. We have a rash of dead birds here due to West Nile virus. I will spray and spray and spray because I can get it too and because the dead birds in the yard are a pain in the but, besides the dog keeps trying to eat them.
When you get to be my age if they shave off your pubic hair for surgery it doesn't grow back. Then you look like some dilapidated hooker.
Met a woman who has had more plastic surgery than I could count. She is older than I am. Her silicon fun bags would drive me crazy as she said she sleeps in a bra because she doesn't want them hanging to her knees. Her face has been stretched and it looks pretty good however they didn't do her neck or the skin on the cleavage. It is all old and gnarly. Kind of defeats the purpose.
I have great hairs. Others complain theirs is falling out, too thin, wrong texture, on and on. The only problem with my hairs is it is very grey as I have never colored it. A little "Sun IN" back in the day  but no awful chemicals.
Watched "the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" yesterday, awesome movie.
Your screaming idiot children who throw balls over my fence will no longer have a ball.
Doing all this is very cathartic. Have a nice day.